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Big thank you to all my friends ☺☺☺☺☺


The WordPress.com stats helper monkeys prepared a 2015 annual report for this blog.

Here’s an excerpt:

A New York City subway train holds 1,200 people. This blog was viewed about 4,000 times in 2015. If it were a NYC subway train, it would take about 3 trips to carry that many people.

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……and then fight started


My wife sat down on the couch next to me as I was flipping channels.

She asked, ‘What’s on TV?’

I said, ‘Dust.’

And then the fight started….

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My wife was hinting about what she wanted for our upcoming anniversary.

She said, ‘I want something shiny that goes from 0 to 100 in about 3 seconds.’

I bought her a weighing scale.

And then the fight started….

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When I got home last night, my wife demanded that I take her someplace expensive.

So, I took her to a petrol pump

And then the fight started….

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My wife is standing & looking in the bedroom mirror. She was not happy with what she saw and said to me,’I feel horrible; I look old, fat and ugly. I really need you to give me a compliment.’

I replied, ‘Your eyesight’s perfect.’

And then the fight started….

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I asked my wife, “Where do you want to go for our anniversary?”

It warmed my heart to see her face melt in sweet appreciation.

“Somewhere I’ve not been in a long time.”

So I took her to my parents house.

And then the fight started….

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Dedicated to all married couples.. But don’t send to all

I sent to my friend. He sent to his wife and then the fight started.

😝😝😝

 
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Posted by on October 21, 2015 in Fun

 

What’s a life cycle?


We buy a cycle in the beginning.

It is Hard to pedal a cycle, so we shift to a bike…

then we shift to more comfort, we buy a car…because of that we develop a tummy & join the Gym.

In the Gym they again give you a cycle …

this is called a “Life Cycle” 😜

 
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Posted by on October 8, 2015 in Fun, Stress management

 

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ﯾﮏ ﺩﯾﮩﺎﺗﯽ ﻟﮍﮐﺎ ﺷﮩﺮ ﺳﮯ ﭘﮍﮪ ﻟﮑﮫ ﮐﺮ ﻭﺍﭘﺲ ﺩﯾﮩﺎﺕ ﮔﯿﺎ ﺗﻮﮔﺎﺅﮞﮐﮯ ﭼﻮﮨﺪﺭﯼ ﺻﺎﺣﺐ ﻧﮯ ﺳﻮﺍﻝ ﮐﯿﺎ ﮐﮧ ﭘﺘﺮﭘﮍﮬﻨﮯ ﻟﮑﮭﻨﮯ ﮐﺎ ﮐﯿﺎ ﻓﺎﺋﺪﮦ ﮨﮯ؟

ﻟﮍﮐﺎ : ﭼﻮﮨﺪﺭﯼ ﺻﺎﺣﺐ ﭘﮍﮬﻨﮯﻟﮑﮭﻨﮯﺳﮯ ” ﻟﻮﺟﮑﺲ ” ﮐﻠﯿﺮ ﮨﻮﺟﺎﺗﯽ ﮨﯿﮟ.ﭼﻮﮨﺪﺭﯼ ﺻﺎﺣﺐ : ﯾﮧ ” ﻟﻮﺟﮑﺲ ” ﮐﯿﺎ ﮨﻮﺗﯽ ﮨﯿﮟ؟ﻟﮍﮐﺎ ” : ﻟﻮﺟﮑﺲ ” ﻣﻨﻄﻖ ﮐﻮ ﮐﮩﺘﮯ ﮨﯿﮟﭼﻮﮨﺪﺭﯼ ﺻﺎﺣﺐ : ﯾﮧ ﻣﻨﻄﻖ ﮐﯿﺎ ﮨﻮﺗﯽ ﮨﮯ؟ﻟﮍﮐﺎ : ﻣﻴﮟ ﺳﻤﺠﮭﺎﺗﺎ ﮨﻮﮞ ﺁﭖ ﮐﻮ۔۔۔۔ﻟﮍﮐﺎ : ﭼﻮﮨﺪﺭﯼ ﺻﺎﺣﺐ ﺁّﭖ ﮐﮯ ﮔﮭﺮ ﻣﯿﮟ ﮐﺘﺎ ﮨﮯ؟ﭼﻮﮨﺪﺭﯼ ﺻﺎﺣﺐ : ﮨﺎﮞ ﮨﮯﻟﮍﮐﺎ : ﺍﺱ ﮐﺎ ﻣﻄﻠﺐ ﺁﭖ ﮐﺎ ﮔﮭﺮ ﺑﮍﺍ ﮨﻮﮔﺎ? (ﺟﺲ ﮐﯽ ﺣﻔﺎﻇﺖﮐﮯﻟﯿﮯ ﮐﺘﺎ ﺭﮐﮭﺎ ﮨﻮﺍ ﮨﮯ (ﭼﻮﮨﺪﺭﯼ ﺻﺎﺣﺐ : ﮨﺎﮞ ﮔﮭﺮ ﺗﻮﺑﮍﺍ ﮨﮯ ..ﻟﮍﮐﺎ : ﭘﮭﺮ ﺁﭖ ﮐﮯ ﮨﺎﮞ ﻧﻮﮐﺮ ﭼﺎﮐﺮ ﺑﮭﯽ ﮐﺎ ﻓﯽ ﮨﻮﮞ ﮔﮯ؟؟)ﺑﮍﮮﮔﮭﺮﮐﯽ ﺩﯾﮑﮫ ﺑﮭﺎﻝ ﮐﮯ ﻟﯿﮯ (ﭼﻮﮨﺪﺭﯼ ﺻﺎﺣﺐ : ﮨﺎﮞ ﺟﯽ ﻧﻮﮐﺮﺑﮭﯽ ﮐﺎﻓﯽ ﮨﯿﮟ ..ﻟﮍﮐﺎ : ﺍﺳﮑﺎ ﻣﻄﻠﺐ ﺁﭖ ﮐﯽ ﺁﻣﺪﻧﯽ ﺑﮭﯽ ﺍﭼﮭﯽ ﺧﺎﺻﯽ ﮨﻮ ﮔﯽ؟؟؟) ﻧﻮﮐﺮﻭﮞ ﮐﯽ ﺗﻨﺨﻮﺍﮦ ﮐﯽﺍﺩﺍﺋﯿﮕﯽ ﮐﮯ ﻟﯿﮯ (ﭼﻮﮨﺪﺭﯼ ﺻﺎﺣﺐ : ﮨﺎﮞ ﺟﯽ ﺁﻣﺪﻧﯽ ﺑﮭﯽ ﺍﭼﮭﯽ ﺧﺎﺻﯽ ﮨﮯ ..ﻟﮍﮐﺎ : ﺍﺱ ﮐﺎ ﻣﻄﻠﺐ ﺁﭖ ﮐﯽ ﻣﺎﮞ ﮐﯽ ﺩﻋﺎﺋﯿﮟ ﺁﭖ ﮐﮯ ﺳﺎﺗﮫ ﮨﯿﮟ۔ﺍﻭﺭﺁﭖ ﮐﯽ ﻣﺎﮞ ﮐﯽ ﺩﻋﺎﺋﯿﮟ ﺁﭖ ﮐﮯ ﺣﻖ ﻣﯿﮟ ﻗﺒﻮﻝ ﺑﮭﯽ ﮨﻮﺋﯿﮟ۔ﺍﺳﮑﺎ ﻣﻄﻠﺐ ﯾﮧ ﮨﻮﺍ ﮐﮧ ﺁﭖ ﮐﯽ ﻣﺎﮞ ﺍﯾﮏ ﻧﯿﮏ ﻋﻮﺭﺕ ﺗﮭﯽ۔۔۔۔۔ !ﭼﻮﮨﺪﺭﯼ ﺻﺎﺣﺐ : ﺑﺲ ﺍﺏ ﻣﯿﮟ ﺳﻤﺠﮫ ﮔﯿﺎ ﮐﮧ ﭘﮍﮬﻨﮯ ﻟﮑﮭﻨﮯﺳﮯ” ﻟﻮﺟﮑﺲ ” ﮐﯿﺴﮯ ﮐﻠﯿﺮ ﮨﻮﺗﯽ ﮨﯿﮟ۔۔۔۔۔

ﺍﮔﻠﮯ ﺩﻥ ﺷﯿﺪﺍ ﭼﻮﮨﺪﺭﯼ ﺻﺎﺣﺐ ﮐﯽ ﭨﺎﻧﮕﯿﮟ ﺩﺑﺎﺗﮯ ﮨﻮﺋﮯ :ﺷﯿﺪﺍ : ﭼﻮﮨﺪﺭﯼ ﺻﺎﺣﺐ ﯾﮧ ﺟﻮ ﻟﮍﮐﺎ ﺷﮩﺮ ﺳﮯ ﭘﮍﮪ ﻟﮑﮫ ﮐﺮ ﮔﺎﺅﮞﻣﯿﮟ ﺁﯾﺎ ﮨﮯ ﺍﺱ ﮐﻮ ﭘﮍﮬﻨﮯ ﻟﮑﮭﻨﮯ ﮐﺎ ﮐﯿﺎ ﻓﺎﺋﺪﮦ ﮨﻮﺍ؟؟ﭼﻮﮨﺪﺭﯼ ﺻﺎﺣﺐ : ﺷﯿﺪﮮ , ﭘﮍﮬﻨﮯ ﻟﮑﮭﻨﮯ ﺳﮯ ” ﻟﻮﺟﮑﺲ ” ﮐﻠﯿﺮﮨﻮ ﺟﺎﺗﯽ ﮨﯿﮟ ..ﺷﯿﺪﺍ : ﭼﻮﮨﺪﺭﯼ ﺻﺎﺣﺐ ﯾﮧ ” ﻟﻮﺟﮑﺲ ” ﮐﯿﺎ ﮨﻮﺗﯽ ﮨﯿﮟ؟ﭼﻮﮨﺪﺭﯼ ﺻﺎﺣﺐ ” : ﻟﻮﺟﮑﺲ ” ﻣﻨﻄﻖ ﮐﻮ ﮐﮩﺘﮯ ﮨﯿﮟ ..ﺷﯿﺪﺍ : ﯾﮧ ﻣﻨﻄﻖ ﮐﯿﺎ ﮨﻮﺗﯽ ﮨﮯ؟ﭼﻮﮨﺪﺭﯼ ﺻﺎﺣﺐ : ﻣﻴﮟ ﺳﻤﺠﮭﺎﺗﺎ ﮨﻮﮞ ﺗﻢ ﮐﻮ۔۔۔۔ﭼﻮﮨﺪﺭﯼ ﺻﺎﺣﺐ : ﺗﻤﮩﺎﺭﮮ ﮔﮭﺮ ﻣﯿﮟ ﮐﺘﺎ ﮨﮯ؟ﺷﯿﺪﺍ : ﻧﮩﯿﮟ ﭼﻮﮨﺪﺭﯼ ﺻﺎﺣﺐ , ﻣﯿﺮﮮﮔﮭﺮﻣﯿﮟ ﮐﺘﺎ ﻧﮩﯿﮟ ﮨﮯ ..ﭼﻮﮨﺪﺭﯼ ﺻﺎﺣﺐ : ﺍﺱ ﮐﺎ ﻣﻄﻠﺐ ﺗﻤﮩﺎﺭﯼ ﻣﺎﮞ ﮐﻮﺋﯽ ﻧﯿﮏﻋﻮﺭﺕ ﻧﮩﯿﮟ ﺗﮭﯽ۔۔۔۔۔۔۔—————-

 
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Posted by on September 26, 2015 in Fun

 
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A+ for creativity


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Posted by on June 1, 2015 in Fun

 
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Lol


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Posted by on May 27, 2015 in Fun

 

Emotions


 
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Posted by on May 9, 2015 in Fun

 
 
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