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Engineers are always Engineers

17 Apr

Ek Engineer ko Job nahi mili
to usne ek clinic khola or likha
300 Rs. me elaaj karvaye
elaaj nahi hua to 1000 Rs. wapas
.
.
.
Ek Doctor ne socha 1000 Rs. kamane ka bahut
accha mauka hai
wo clinic me gaya or bola
Doctor : Mujhe kisi bhi chiz ka swad nahi aata
Engineer : box no. 22 me se dawai nikalo or 3 drop
pilado ( Nurs ne piladi )
Doctor : ye to petrol hai
Engineer : Mubarak ho aapko swad aa gaya
laao 300 Rs.
.
.
.
Doctor ko gussa aa gaya
kuch din baad wapas gaya
purane paise wasulne
Doctor : Meri yaad-daast kamzor ho gayi hai
Engineer Nurs se : box no. 22 me se dawai nikalo
or 3 drop pilao
Doctor : lekin wo dawai to zuban ke taste ke liye
hai
Engineer : Ye lo tumhari yaad-daast wapas aa gayi
laao 300 Rs.
.
.
.
Kuch din baad Doctor gusse me gaya
Doctor : Meri nazar kamzor ho gayi hai
Engineer : Iski dawai mere pass nahi hai
Ye lo 1000 Rs.
Doctor : Lekin ye to 500 kaa note hai
Engineer : Aa gayi nazar
Laa 300 Rs.

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Posted by on April 17, 2015 in Fun, Job

 

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